"GOOGLE IT!"

It’s just surreal! pic.twitter.com/r8D4PBtOpJ

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 4, 2023

FAKE SURREALISM! His head should be an apple, with that fake hair atop it.  Although that hair is surreal in its own right, so....

I feel like if you have your own jet you should automatically be considered a flight risk.

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 4, 2023

Probably why he surrendered himself. Although that "KANGAROO COURT!!!" and mentioning the judge's daughter (implying bias) is not going to help.

100% certain Trump will say whoever fingerprinted him kept apologizing for having to do it. "Sir, this is a disgrace."

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 4, 2023

Big, strong men. Huge guys. Scary.

Trump should be sentenced to actually having to hang out with his biggest fans. https://t.co/Ptk3Um6qdf

— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 4, 2023

8th Amendment violation? It'd be worth the effort.

Fake mugshot. Fake height. Fake hair. Give me $47 https://t.co/dhVhvFkXBO

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) April 4, 2023

Trump just entered the courtroom for arraignment and declined to speak to press in the hall. Color me flabbergasted. No, seriously.

the judge reading Trump each of the 30+ charges he faces pic.twitter.com/hgM09RRURt

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) April 4, 2023

And now we wait to find out if the judge issued an initial gag order, in order to move this thing along.  Oh, yeah, and the indictment.

Meanwhile:

Marjorie: "You send your henchmen down here to commit assault against people by making loud noises."

Also Marjorie: https://t.co/x0yN13t88S pic.twitter.com/dSl2T7xm72

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) April 4, 2023

Everything is a conspiracy and people didn't have enough time to look at me! UNFAIR!

Who is "we"?

Today is not about "all of us". This is about Donald Trump and the crimes he's committed. Today’s a bad day for his party of personality that fully bought in on all of his BS, and a great day for the rule of law. https://t.co/q7oc7aERPU

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) April 4, 2023

Oh, Marco. You're a US Senator. Try to act like it. What, did you prop your iPhone on the dashboard? Did somebody tell you this is how the kidz do it?

Some Of The People You Meet At The MAGA Carnival Outside Trump’s Arraignment https://t.co/nmaM0bTRWr via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 4, 2023

You can trust Google. It wouldn't lie to you.