Says The Guy…

 Elmo claims 

Okay, so, you may think like the government computers all talk to each other, they synchronize, they add up what funds are going somewhere. And, that they're coherent," Musk said. "And that the numbers that you're presented as a Senator are actually the real numbers."

"One would think!" Cruz exclaimed.

"One would think — they're not," Musk said. "I mean they're not totally wrong, but they're probably off by five percent or 10 percent in some cases. So, I call it 'Magic Money Computer': any computer that can make money out of thin air. That's magic money.

This is the same guy who:

Bought Twitter because he was forced to;

Drove its value down by 75%;

Still doesn’t understand how the Twitter technology works (it has yet to fully recover from the DDOS attack);

Still doesn’t understand what the Social Security NUMIDENT is;

Or how it works;

Has yet to produce a scintilla of evidence to support his claims on government spending;

Or valid evidence on his claimed DOGE cuts;

Or to present any evidence that he actually knows how government works.

Now, if we could just get journalists to question Musk the way they questioned Homan;

Is every one of those guys a member of the gang? How do you know it?" one reporter asked. "And why can't they sort that out with a lawyer and an adherent, which is how it should be?"

"Look, we abided by the court's decision," Homan insisted. "His written order was on five illegal aliens, and they wanted to deport them, and we abided by that."

"By the time the other order came, the plane was already over international waters with a plane full of terrorists and significant public safety threats, and to turn a plane around over international waters, we're going to refuel over international waters, come back and bring terrorists back to the United States?" he continued. "That's not what this president promised the American people, but the president did the exactly right thing."

"I can't believe any media would question the president's ability to remove terrorists from this country."

Another reporter pressed Homan on the suspected gang members' civil rights.

"What do you say to those who claim you're using a 200-year-old law to circumvent due process?" the reporter asked.

"An old law?" Homan snapped. "It's not as old as the Constitution. We still pay attention to that, don't we?"

With that, the border czar turned and walked away, refusing any further questions.

We live in hope.