DOJ/Congress 1, Bannon/Medieval/Hell, 0. In Less Than Three Hours

BANNON GUILTY ON COUNT 1 (Contempt of Congress – Willful Failure to Appear for Testimony)

— Daniel Barnes (@dnlbrns) July 22, 2022

BANNON GUILTY ON COUNT 2 (Contempt of Congress – Willful Failure to Provide Records)

— Daniel Barnes (@dnlbrns) July 22, 2022

BREAKING: BANNON GUILTY ON TWO OF TWO COUNTS AND THREE OF SIX SHIRTS

— YesterdayIsAHardWordForHat (@Popehat) July 22, 2022

I have to pause to add:

Judge Nichols back in courtroom. Note was timed 215pm verdict on both counts.

— Josh Gerstein (@joshgerstein) July 22, 2022

So, as juries will do, they stayed for lunch (why not, right?) and then got down to answering the questions, which obviously didn't take long. And home for the weekend.

Bannon: not testifying is gutless https://t.co/BTiqqc8fd4

— Christian Vanderbrouk 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌻 (@UrbanAchievr) July 22, 2022

Does he understand how any of this works? But remember, he still remains a threat to democracy. Somehow.

Judge Carl Nichols thanks the jury for its service and releases the jurors. The judge wants a pre-sentence investigation report prepared on Bannon, as is routine practice. That takes about 90 days. He wants to do the sentencing Oct. 21, 2022 at 3pm EST.

— Carrie Johnson (@johnson_carrie) July 22, 2022

So is it going to be the Hallowe'en from hell? 

And while we're on the topic of entitled persons saying clueless things:

This will never not be hilarious to me, from David Brooks: pic.twitter.com/sJcx8PNOwl

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) July 22, 2022

I don't believe David Brooks has any friends with less than two graduate degrees to their name. Probably what he means by "only a high school education." Besides, there wasn't a

Recently I took David Brooks to a Wal-Mart. When we were checking out, I saw his face freeze up as we approached the self-service scanners. "Can we go somewhere else?" he asked. Without waiting for an answer, he left the store and was arrested on the sidewalk for shoplifting.

— John Henry Fleming (@FearsomeTweeter) July 22, 2022

Much more believable.

👏👏👏 pic.twitter.com/WOOIPVyBJ4

— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) July 22, 2022

Yeah, that's not gonna get old soon.

Bannon is going medieval...any...minute...now...

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 22, 2022

Nor that.

Limitation to one shirt per day in US prisons is called human rights violation.

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) July 22, 2022

Overheard in D.C.: A little girl walking to school in 90 degree temps and 80% humidity: "Gosh, it's all just so icky." https://t.co/Jp3RGDGcko pic.twitter.com/ycDk4puMLU

— DCist (@DCist) July 22, 2022

Or, in Houston, what we call "March."

Happy Bannon Conviction Day For Those Who Celebrate

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) July 22, 2022

I can keep this up all day.