Monday, July 18, 2022

More Useless News

Twitter is going to be howling over jury panel members who have NOT been watching the J6 hearings (especially the ones not even reading tweets about it). And then the ones who say: “Steve who?” I ran into a friend on the street and we started talking and I meant to say “Derp” but it came out “Dersh” and he kicked me right in the family jewels! Hard! With cowboy boots on! Like it was a reflex or something! And it really hurt!

(Nah, that didn’t happen. This is Houston, nobody is on the street except in a car. But it coulda happened! That’s why I’ve dropped “derp” from my vocabulary. It’s dangerous out there!)

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