Thursday, June 22, 2023


Elmo announced he would buy Twitter, but when Twitter said, “Your offer is accepted,” he replied: “Just kidding!”
And then the Delaware Chancery Court said: “No, you weren’t.”
In the end, Mommy will save him. Well, he’s a 50 year old boy; how else does he weasel out of it?

Besides, my money’s on Zuckerberg whipping his ass.

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