Thursday, June 22, 2023

The Burning Issues Of The Day

So, after President DeSantis restores the “proper” name of the Fort formerly known as Bragg (no doubt through executive order he signs at the podium on the Bible), there will be no:

Streaming Monty Python on Netflix 

No receiving broadcasts of “Some Like It Hot”

Nor “White Christmas”

No touring company or military personnel performances of “Greater Tuna,” “A Tuna Christmas,” or “Twelfth Night.”

Etc., etc., etc.

God save the Republic. From us.

1 comment:

  1. Gaetz must have been horribly confused by 'Bridge on the River Kwai'.

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