Are the "insiders" in the room with you right now?Was that staffer’s name…. Anita Bath? https://t.co/PYS3GOxrF2 pic.twitter.com/cd50k7Mzph
— Bill Grueskin (@BGrueskin) August 18, 2024
It's "coke." Y'all get it wrong every time.DNC delegate to me via text: Why do you midwest people call it “pop”?
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 18, 2024
Me: Because that’s the correct term. All of you on the East Coast are weirdos.
Him: It’s soda, dammit.
Me: Walk around downtown Chicago saying that for the next 3 days. Tell me if you make it out alive.
Doritos are wrong, too. At least in the land of Tex-Mex. But it's forgiveable, since y'all don't know any better.The writers at FOX are about to turn this into a three-day scandal. https://t.co/3f59TPL2Ks
— Hemant Mehta (@hemantmehta) August 18, 2024
This is the way.Every road trip needs a snack break.
— Tim Walz (@Tim_Walz) August 18, 2024
Doritos acquired. I got you, @KamalaHarris. pic.twitter.com/5nXfEARqwF
Now why is that?I mean, he’s right https://t.co/8tU9I6NuqP
— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 18, 2024
Yeah, I don't think it's 'Don't like him' like "Don't want to have a beer with him."This is just the latest of several times as the nominee that VP Harris has taken reporters’ questions. And she gives thoughtful answers on issues that actually impact people’s lives.
— Ian Sams (@IanSams) August 18, 2024
Meanwhile: Trump makes up stories about helicopter crashes and rants for 2 hours with Elon Musk. https://t.co/0ZGWo70UcV
More like, after four years in office, and two plus years of running for office a third time, he's worn out his welcome. Oh, and he's an incompetent moron who makes the Three Stooges look like world leaders.Chants of “NO MORE TRUMP” in Rochester, Pennsylvania pic.twitter.com/01HQT527Oe
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) August 18, 2024
In real life, Three Stooges deserve our admiration for their early and courageous defense of democracy before America entered World War II, at a time when many American political and business leaders were cowardly: pic.twitter.com/iTqgL6Q1Pl
— Michael Beschloss (@BeschlossDC) January 5, 2021
You could just compare that to Trump's idiocy on tariffs, and remember he wants to replace all forms of federal taxation with tariffs.Kamala Harris answers questions from reporters about her proposed $6,000 tax credit for new parents. https://t.co/jQCErX9EJo
— Keith Boykin (@keithboykin) August 18, 2024
Or that Trump's idea of politics and governance is retribution.This is just so normal. https://t.co/yELQDcTy6a
— Fred Wellman (@FPWellman) August 18, 2024
A reminder that Trump chose the journalists for his "press conferences" and it wasn't one of the "gaggle" in this group who asked Trump why God saved him from death.Kamala Harris approaches reporters: Whatcha got? pic.twitter.com/bzeIusE2rl
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 18, 2024
Good reasons not to like a person; or to not want him to hold any public office whatsoever.Landrieu: Let me try to explain it to him, although I can't understand it for him. You can actually be two things at once. You can be Indian and you can be Black.. or you can be ignorant and arrogant, like he is. pic.twitter.com/DklJFyNRgk
— Acyn (@Acyn) August 18, 2024
No slight on Ms. Harris (and no comparison intended, either), but the northbound end of a southbound mule is more attractive than Donald Trump.I hate to stake out a controversial position, but I do think she’s better looking than Donald Trump. Don’t @ me. https://t.co/GInjEflR1b
— George Conway (@gtconway3d) August 19, 2024
Now I feel MUCH better.Fox host: Economists are saying Trump's plan to exact tariffs on things like gas, clothing, and other basic goods will drive up prices for Americans
— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 18, 2024
Vance: Well, Shannon, I don't buy that pic.twitter.com/cZKS2WISIT
But that's okay because they like his policies, right? And his policies again are....?Donald Trump really does not want anyone knowing that he spoke to an empty arena yesterday.
— Ammar Moussa (@ammarmufasa) August 18, 2024
Do not say that. Seriously. Don't. pic.twitter.com/BVuOpeG3cL
Nothin shallow about Trump, eh?A few weeks ago I said on background that Trump was triggered by Kamala in part because she’s pretty.
— Alyssa Farah Griffin (@Alyssafarah) August 18, 2024
I didn’t want to say it on the record because it felt so cringe. I preferred to pretend we live in a reality where a potential POTUS doesn’t spiral over his opponent being… https://t.co/WIR2O2p4oa
"Marxist economics"? So, what, he was an historian? "Marxist" is such a mid-20th century scare word.The panicked and desperate 2:11 AM rantings of a deranged madman. pic.twitter.com/uu44eSbYjS
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 18, 2024
Laying the groundwork for a coup. Or just completely delusional.Alina Habba is in LA and she says everyone she’s talked to so far is tired of Newsom so she thinks Trump can win California now. pic.twitter.com/jW2GpExUsE
— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 19, 2024
Yeah, it's the last one.This is very pathetic, weird, and desperate https://t.co/lG14hK00nc
— MeidasTouch (@MeidasTouch) August 18, 2024
Here we grew up calling it "tonic." But we're capable of adjusting to other names for it, I think most people are apart from the idiots who can't adjust to that reality. When my mother first got stationed in Philadelphia during WWII she went into a soda shop and ordered "tonic" and got a glass of club soda with quinine in it. She thought it was amusing. But, then, I come from a state that created Moxie, I assume from the theory that soft drinks shouldn't be enjoyable.
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