Never Not Funny

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— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 26, 2024

Hey @CLewandowski_ @LaCivitaC and Susie Willes, which one of you went behind your boss’ back like this?

It’d be a shame if folks retweeted this and @realDonaldTrump found out when he gets off the golf course. Someone is in for a ketchup shower!#TrumpIsTerrifed #HotMics https://t.co/SreYhpQlhn

— Mario Nicolais (@MarioNicolaiEsq) August 26, 2024

Does Donald Trump know that Chris and Susie want to mute him during the debate? https://t.co/twHpXCbbkm

— Ammar Moussa (@ammarmufasa) August 26, 2024

The hot mic caused problems for Trump in 2020. The silent mic worked wonders for him in the June debate.

His campaign was being smart trying to keep the mic silent. He can’t help himself though. https://t.co/CZmw4ajxHa

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) August 26, 2024

Q: Would you want the microphones muted during the debate when you’re not speaking?

Trump: Doesn’t matter to me. I’d rather have it probably on pic.twitter.com/2ewMJECk2D

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 26, 2024

Harris Comms Director Michael Tyler: Donald Trump said he doesn't care if the mics are hot and that he'd prefer if they were. This issue is resolved unless Trump allows his handlers to overrule him pic.twitter.com/NSH7TXaVtj

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 26, 2024

Like he was a fucking fiddle. Or a toddler.

What a strange, sad, broken man. https://t.co/dH6myd5WwW

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) August 26, 2024

Either simile works.

WTH, Trump, giving a thumbs-up at a gravesite? That’s like doing jazz hands at a funeral—wildly inappropriate and utterly clueless. It’s like he saw the gravestones and thought, "You know what this somber moment needs? A little more me!" This is a man who can’t tell the…

— Into The Shadows (@IntoTheShado) August 26, 2024

And as long as I have you here:

Evander Holyfield’s ear is still missing the piece Mike Tyson bit off.

Just saying.

Maybe some people heal differently.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2024

I've been wondering about that, too. Remember, also, as well:

Trump has another book coming out for the bargain price of just $99. pic.twitter.com/JsZXn4134C

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) August 26, 2024

Trump is a billionaire who doesn't need the money.