Saturday, September 30, 2017

How to win friends and demagogue a people

Make sure it's all about you, no matter what "it" is.
Savage people who don't say nice things about you.
Engage in subtle racism about lazy brown people who speak languages other than English
Emphasize as often as you can how bad the problem is, because it's not your fault!
Never let anyone forget it is all about you!
Don't neglect chances to insult the brown people who are NOT "working hard."
If you can't work in the flag, at least work in the military.  Hey!  Worked for the NFL!

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