Friday, December 21, 2018

"A poor excuse for picking a man's pocket..."


Another typo; clearly he mean "U.S.," not "ISIS."
Yeah, how does that work, again?  Oh, yeah:
The Department of Homeland Security will no longer be funded as of this evening.  Part of the DHS is the Border Patrol.  While agents will still protect the border, they won't get paid for it; because border security is so important not funding border security is the only way to secure the border.  Or something.  I dunno, it's almost Xmas, maybe seasonal drinking will help it all make sense
Yes!  Nuke the Senate so the Democrats can do whatever they want with it!  Let's not just shut down government, let's wreck it entirely!  In order to save the village, we have to destroy it!  (It's called "nuclear option" for a reason, ya know.)  Besides, why let a little thing like a law stand in the way of a big, beautiful wall?

So you still need the Democrats' votes.  Huh?  Who came up with this "representative democracy" idea, anyway?
So the Border Patrol can expect to go a long time without a paycheck, in the name of "border security"?  Asking for a friend.


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