“Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia after James Comey’s testimony. No Smocking Gun...No Collusion.” @FoxNews That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly call it a campaign contribution,...— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 10, 2018
....which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s - but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me). Cohen just trying to get his sentence reduced. WITCH HUNT!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 10, 2018
Which doesn't explain why a federal judge accepted a guilty plea to a criminal charge, if it was only "a CIVIL CASE, like Obama's."
Except it wasn't, of course. Or the judge is part of the "deep state" conspiracy and thwarted (for the moment!) coup that Mike Pence is in on.
You can't make this stuff up. Or maybe you can, and that's the problem.