Fish Are Voting!

TRUMP: The ballots -- that's a whole big scam. They found 8 ballots in a waste basket, others in a river. They throw 'em out if they have the name Trump on them.

REPORTER: There were no names on them

TRUMP: Well, they still found them in a river. pic.twitter.com/SdYehARk5k

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 24, 2020

​We cannot allow a piscine gap! Probably foreign fish, too!

After going viral with an unusual press release saying they found 9 discarded military ballots and all 9 were cast for Trump, the Department of Justice has deleted the release and issued a new one saying it's 7 for Trump and they dunno about the other 2. https://t.co/N3bFo6LtNu

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 24, 2020

Overseas military ballots? Early voting ballots? Nobody has a clue, because nobody knows what the story is, they just know what the DOJ has said.

We have no idea what the story is yet, which is part of why the press releases were/are unusual. https://t.co/RwbUwpgV4c

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) September 24, 2020

And the relevant question is: why would the DOJ have these ballots? Or even have a report on these ballots?

I think it's the Aquaman faction.  This is why we need hydrosonic missiles!