JUST IN: Joe Biden refuses to take a pregnancy test prior to tonight's debate. The question remains: What is he hiding?— YS (@NYinLA2121) September 29, 2020
Do the people doing the DJT debate prep have to wear ponchos and goggles to protect themselves from the poop-flinging?— Hil.i.am (@hilaryluros) September 29, 2020
This means Biden is cake, folks. 100 percent cake. https://t.co/X3k1L3shCU— Andrew Feinberg (@AndrewFeinberg) September 29, 2020
The brilliant pre-debate spin of the Trump Confederacy of Dunces is that Trump lost because Biden cheated. It's like a coach blaming his team's Super Bowl loss on the refs. In the pre-game show.— stuart stevens (@stuartpstevens) September 29, 2020
The ear piece conspiracy is truly absurd.— Jon Favreau (@jonfavs) September 29, 2020
Everyone knows the truth: Biden’s handlers implanted a Soros-funded microchip that allows Antifa to control his voice.
My sources on this are unimpeachable.
I just want Biden to fuck with him all night. Keep pressing his ear like there is a piece... suggest to Wallace his questions are out of the order he received... watch Trump’s head explode.— Suzanne Lindbergh (@suzannebuzz) September 29, 2020
One of the saddest things about the Biden earpiece conspiracy is that it's just a retread of another Trump conspiracy from the 2016 election.— Justin Baragona (@justinbaragona) September 29, 2020
Remember when Trumpworld claimed Hillary wore a secret earpiece during the first debate that year? https://t.co/hpO9yg4uep
Each candidate should have to open their trench coat to ensure they're not just a stack of children pretending to be an adult.— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) September 29, 2020
I think "scared shitless" is the correct description.
What does all the Trump earpiece and drugtest demand Trump world horseshit tell you? pic.twitter.com/ACxBDe3xdq— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 29, 2020
Hours before the debate, a Trump camp email goes out: "I just finished debating Joe Biden." pic.twitter.com/4OHQLmLDv9— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) September 29, 2020
I'm sticking with water. My liver is old.
Alternative would result in liver failure by 9:30 tops https://t.co/MO90icwOUF— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) September 29, 2020